Welcome to the home page for the Jonathan Seitz Fan Club!
If you've met him, you're automagically a member!
Look at these!
- Random letters about our illustrious chum from faithful worshippers. People from all over the world, some whom I don't even know, have been drawn to this page, to the dynamism of this man! And they know such interesting things about him....
- His REAL home page. Actually, don't bother to look at this thing--it's got nothing but facts on it, except for that Mongolia thing.
And this!
Little known fact: Ohio's Cleveland outlaws weddings in bathing suits. (We think J.S. conspired to have this dreadful ordinance forced on the swimsuit-loving public. But we don't care, we love him anyway!)
Famous quotes from the man himself:
The purest English is spoken in the Midwest!
You frighten me, Pinky.
I think not!
That really frosts my shorts!
Run away, run very away!
That's why they pay me the big bucks.
Don't touch me! You're playing with fire!
Photo Gallery
Lesley, um...she's attacking him with a rabbit. Don't ask.
And
no, I have no idea what she's reading him, but that
look is classic,
don't you think?
He wouldn't let us put these parody advertisements in the
April Fool's issue of The
Phoenix, so I put them here. Party pooper! The cologne one is my
personal favorite.